[G] Do you have the [D] time,
to [Em] listen to me [Bm] whine
A [C] bout nothing and [G] everything all at
[D] once
[G] I am one of [D] those,
Me [Em] lodramatic [Bm] fools
Neu [C] rotic to the
[G] bone No doubt about [D] it
[C] Sometimes I [D] give myself the [G] creeps
[C] Sometimes my [D] mind plays tricks on [G] me
It [C] all keeps adding [D] up
I [G] think Im [F] cracking [Em] up
Am [C] I just para [D] noid?
Im just stoned
[G] [D] [C] [D]
[G] [D] [C] [D]
I [G] went to a [D] shrink,
To [Em] analyze my [Bm] dreams
She [C] says its lack of
[G] sex thats bringing me
[D] down
I [G] went to a [D] whore, He [Em] said my lifes a
[Bm] bore
And [C] quit my whining [G] cos its bringing her
[D] down
[C] Sometimes I [D] give myself the [G] creeps
[C] Sometimes my [D] mind plays tricks on [G] me
It [C] all keeps adding [D] up
I [G] think Im [F] cracking [Em] up
Am [C] I just para [D] noid?
Yeah yeah ya.
[G] [D] [C] [D]
[G] [D] [C] [D] Woah, woah!
[C] Grasping to c on [D] trol
So you better [G] hold [D] on
[Em] [Bm] [C] [G] [D]
[G] [D] [Em] [Bm] [C] [G] [D]
[C] Sometimes I [D] give myself the [G] creeps
[C] Sometimes my [D] mind plays tricks on [G] me
It [C] all keeps adding [D] up
I [G] think Im [F] cracking [Em] up
Am [C] I just para [D] noid?
Am I just stoned?
[Bm] [C] [Bm] [C]
[C] [G] [D]
[Bm] [C] [Bm] [C]
[C] [G] [D]
[C] [G] [D]