[C] Mott the Hoople
and the [D4] Game of Life.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Andy Kaufman in the
[D4] wrestling match.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Monopoly, twenty one,
[D4] checkers, and chess.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Mister Fred Blassie in a
[D4] breakfast mess.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Lets play Twister,
[D4] lets play Risk.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] See you in heaven
if you [D4] make the list.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now [Am] Andy, did you
[G] hear about this one?
[Am] Tell me, are you
[G] locked in the punch?
Hey [Am] Andy, are you
[G] goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby,
[Am] are we losing [G] touch?
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] they put a
[Bm] man on the [G] moon,
[Am] man on the [D] moon
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] theres nothing up his
[Bm] sleeve,
then nothing is [Am] cool
[C] Moses went walking with the
[D4] staff of wood.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Newton got beaned by the
[D4] apple good.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Egypt was troubled by the
[D4] horrible asp.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Mister Charles Darwin had the
[D4] gall to ask.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now [Am] Andy, did you
[G] hear about this one?
[Am] Tell me, are you
[G] locked in the punch?
Hey [Am] Andy, are you
[G] goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby,
[Am] are we having [G] fun?
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] they put a
[Bm] man on the [G] moon,
[Am] man on the [D] moon
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] theres nothing up his
[Bm] sleeve,
then nothing is [Am] cool
[Em] [D] [Em] [D] [Em] [D]
[C] Heres a little agit for the
[D4] never-believer.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Heres a little ghost for the
[D4] offering.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Heres a truck stop
in [D4] stead of Saint Peters.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[C] Mister Andy Kaufmans gone
[D4] wrestling.
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now [Am] Andy, did you
[G] hear about this one?
[Am] Tell me, are you
[G] locked in the punch?
Hey [Am] Andy, are you
[G] goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby,
[Am] are we loosing [G] touch?
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] they put a
[Bm] man on the [G] moon,
[Am] man on the [D] moon
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] theres nothing up my
[Bm] sleeve,
then nothing is [Am] cool
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] they put a
[Bm] man on the [G] moon,
[Am] man on the [D] moon
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] theres nothing up his
[Bm] sleeve,
then nothing is [Am] cool
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] they put a
[Bm] man on the [G] moon,
[Am] man on the [D] moon
[G] If you be [Am] lieved
[C] theres nothing up his
[Bm] sleeve,
then nothing is [Am] cool
